For until we understand
that the principle threat to manhood is marriage, and that it sprouts not from
homosexuals but from heterosexuals, it is barely conceivable to reverse the
decline of morality, fidelity, sanity and sobriety. My intent is not to dissuade
men from marriage but rather to furnish them with the gen needed to make a
sound resolution that is never regrettable later in life. Let’s borrow from the
words of noble men before you cling to my neck.
- Peter Lloyd, a renowned activist, while discussing the institution of marriage in Fox News started by saying: ‘Marriage is the fraud of the ring’, a philosophy that I’ve held long before he mentioned it.
- In our part of the world where monogamy is in force, to marry means to halve one’s rights and to double one’s duties- Arthur Schopenhauer
- The grass is ever greener on the other side. Once you walk down the aisle with a blonde, you will forever lust after brunettes and redheads irrespective of the fact that they are impossible to get (unknown author)
- Murphy’s law will have the ultimate laugh on you once you are already married and one day the ideal perfect woman walks your way, more attractive than your wife, but you can’t obviously make a simple bed-buddy out of her because of the marriage slavery
- Epicurus the patron of pleasure argues that a wise man can seldom marry, because marriage has all the drawbacks. And as wealth, bodily health and honors which we call indifferent are neither good nor bad, but stand as it were midway, and become good and bad according to the use and issue, so wives stand on the borderline of good and evil.
That said, there is ideally no rational motive for a man of class and
substance to get married unless you still subscribe to the ancient societal
philosophy that marriage is the groundwork of happiness and fulfillment in
life. Marital bliss is just a fad. Period. The rigors of fame notwithstanding,
even wealth ain’t a very strong endorsement for one to get married. If the
winter of 2011-2012 was so unfair as to see the divorce between Russell Brand
and Katy Perry, what would motivate an infamous chap to drag his miserable life
into slavery? It is nothing better on the other side of life. I say this for
fear of anyone supposing that in marrying a poor and uneducated woman, he has
secured peace. Women will forever stir up strife regardless of their class and fiscal
status.
Simple psychology, science and knowledge of metabolic changes will tell
you that women tend to gain weight after childbirth. Surprisingly, altered
habits and behaviors immediately accompany the wedded ‘bliss’. Ten years after
the ring has slipped down her finger, she is no longer interested in stature. I
act contrite but it is worth saying, that she adds bulk to her frame, loses
shape, renders the closet dysfunctional and ultimately looks not so different
from a withered old school-bag.
Scoff if you must and call me a fuddy-duddy if your mouth runs like a
scolded dog. Truth be told, men once married for the purpose of coitus and
family. Love was in the air back then, the time when affection and infatuation
were black and white, visible with a naked eye. That was the only time you were
required to tie the knot before you could wear her down (or rather have her
counting the ridges on your roof if you only understood missionary style back
then).
Such days are now memory, these days women are sexually available. In a
generation where women know no ‘NO’, the pool of marriageable men has
significantly condensed. What pisses me off the most is the idea of infidelity
where double standards are openly played.
We must admit, a good proportion of men have an inflated sexual drive,
some of whom have expressed sexual desire for the babysitter since they were
4. Men, cheat on your wife today and you’ll
be the biggest scum on earth. You will simply be identified as a self-centered
jerk who has downplayed the family unit. Let your wife cheat on you that same
evening and she will be treated as the victim. Tell me what reasoning exists
when society tries to find out what you did (OR did not do), that made the wife
cheat on you. Rather than holding her responsible, they’ll concentrate on the
probable role that you played in her infidelity.
While some will senselessly claim that you never accolade or even gratify
her sexually like her new catch does, they forget the fact that you are working
your butts off to fill her ever-rumbling stomach which is soon becoming a
landmine, besides dressing her up for the other men to feed their visual appetite.
They will complain of your sexual inactivity, ignoring the fact that
someone who once graced your sex life with flashy thongs now wears ‘Cowboy’
things to bed (which are of course extinct). In real sense, marriage will kill
your sex life.
If it lies within the capability of your mind and body, continue
believing that a promise is a promise and remain faithful to the whore. Once
she starts going out, you will obviously be manipulated by being denied your
conjugal rights. Coerce her into coitus and you will be a full-grown rapist but
let her coerce you by withdrawing sex and she will be a feminist hero.
Living with a
woman under the same roof is like residing in a world alien to logic. A man
will basically need food, silence and a bottle of beer once he gets home from
work. The moment you settle on the couch, however, every moment of silence is
viewed as an opportunity for her to talk.
She will
immediately sign you up for random events during weekends, be it baby-showers,
graduation parties, funerals and weddings. Time with your boys will be a thing
of the past because marriage halves your freedom. She will expect you home
earlier than the wandering pets. More inquisitive than a parole officer, life
in your house becomes more miserable than realities in a juvenile home because
at least the kids have some hope of being set free someday.
While you are
into soccer and movies, she will forcibly tune the television to Real
Housewives of I don’t care what…. Wedding shows…. and other funny and
uninteresting content. In your own house, nothing is yours except the bills,
responsibilities and recurrent quarrels.
While dating,
you will do things just as absurd in the extravagant outburst of your warm but
blind affection. With time, love dies, and the union grows out of all
proportion. He who ardently loves a woman is an adulterer because it is
disgraceful to love another man’s bed-buddy. Only a handful of them can cross
their legs. And if they do, something is amiss somewhere {looks, Education or
self- esteem}. If you must love, do it with judgment and not passion; but never
commit. Men, be wise and govern your voluptuous impulses rather than rushing impulsively
into coitus. Never be blinded by passion.
Part 2 almost out…………
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